You spend 9 months or even more
planning your skills, honing every chore.
Nobody can prepare you for what is about to take place,
that your life will change at a very uneven pace.
Nobody said parenting is easy.
The crying can drive you insane,
screaming in the car makes you want to ram into a train.
Blowout diapers make you gag a little bit
and there is just so very much you will learn about shit.
nobody said parenting is easy.
When the tantrums start, you might as well check yourself in,
either enter the nuthouse or start drinking gin.
The constant nouns and mine, mine, mines,
make me want to snort about a hundred lines.
nobody said parenting is easy.
Why do I feel so much for this kid?
Why is parenting the best thing I ever did?
How can so much love come out of my heart?
How did I ever manage before she was part?
It may be hard, but exciting as can be.
It may be hard, but has brought out the best in me.
It may be challenging, but the rewards are beyondIt is my job as a mother, that I have grown quite fond.
planning your skills, honing every chore.
Nobody can prepare you for what is about to take place,
that your life will change at a very uneven pace.
Nobody said parenting is easy.
The crying can drive you insane,
screaming in the car makes you want to ram into a train.
Blowout diapers make you gag a little bit
and there is just so very much you will learn about shit.
nobody said parenting is easy.
When the tantrums start, you might as well check yourself in,
either enter the nuthouse or start drinking gin.
The constant nouns and mine, mine, mines,
make me want to snort about a hundred lines.
nobody said parenting is easy.
Why do I feel so much for this kid?
Why is parenting the best thing I ever did?
How can so much love come out of my heart?
How did I ever manage before she was part?
It may be hard, but exciting as can be.
It may be hard, but has brought out the best in me.
It may be challenging, but the rewards are beyondIt is my job as a mother, that I have grown quite fond.
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